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My name is Guiness I am around five years of age. I am named
after the humans fave drink!!!! yes they are very strange
creatures.
My favourite hobbies are Hunting and gardening. I love to dig
up things that humans have just planted.
I also collect Cat quotations along the way, some of them are
so very true. If you have any for me, please email me I love learning
new ones.
Here is a selection of my favourite ones.
- The smallest Feline is a masterpiece. (Leonardo Da
Vinci)
- When it comes to knowing how to relax Cats are the original
yoga experts.(Patricia Curtis)
- Some people say Cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.True, and
they have many other fine qualities as well. Missy Dizick.
- Cats, as a class, have never completely got over the
snootiness caused by the fact that in ancient Egypt they were
worshipped as gods. (P.G. Wodehouse)
- Cats invented self-esteem, there is not an insecure bone in
their body. (Erma Bombeck)
- In the beginning God created man, but seeing him so feeble,
he gave him the cat.(Warren Eckstein)
- Cats are smarter than dogs. You can not get eight cats to
pull a sleigh. (Jeff Valdez)
- Dogs come when they're called, cats take a message and get
back to you. (Warren Eckstein)
- If a dog jumps into your lap it's because he is fond of
you; but if a cat does the same thing it is because your lap is
warmer.(A.N.Whitehead)
- The Cat could very well be mans best friend, but he would
never stoop to admit it. (Doug Larson)
- Never ask a hungry Cat if he loves you for yourself
alone.(Luis J. Camuti)
- Even overweight Cats know the cardinal rule; when fat
arrange yourself in slim poses. (John Weitz)Cats seem to go on the
principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you
want.(Joseph Wood Krutch)
- There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life.
Cats and music. (Albert Schweitzer)
- "Have you missed me" she whispered. He was purring in that
exaggerated way that cats have when they want to put humans at
ease. (Anne Tyler)
- It was difficult to be vexed by a creature that burst into
a chorus of purring as soon as I spoke to him. (Phillip Brown)
- Lonliness is comforted by the closeness and touch of fur to
fur, skin to skin, skin to fur.(Paul Gallico)
- When my cats arn't happy, I'm not happy. Not because I care
about their mood, but because I know they're just sitting there
thinking up ways to get even. (Penny Ward Moser)
- The stray cat (Oscar) added many things to our menage. Each
evening I thought afresh that a nice Cat washing his face by the
hearth gave extra comfort to a room. (James Herriot)
- One small cat changes coming home to a empty house, to
coming home. (Pam Brown)
- If there is just one beam of sunshine coming into a room,
you can be sure that the cat is lazing in it's heat. (Stuart and
Linda Macfarlane)
- Dogs have owners, Cats have slaves. (Amanda Bell)
- Cats hate a closed door, regardless of which side they're
on.(Lillian Jackson Braun)
- No one ever owned a cat. (Pam Brown)
- You don't train cats, they train you.(Allen and Ivy
Dodd)
- Cats have very small vocabularies. They don't see why they
should waste time learning words. After all they have no intention
of obeying anyone. (Charlotte Gray)Being adopted by a stray cat is
a sign that you are a kind, warm hearted sucker. (Giovanni
Andretti)
- Cats like to lie and listen to you calling. When
discovered, they are indignant "me" I never knew you meant me!"
(Pam Brown)
- If Cats could talk they would lie to you. (Rob Kopack)
- Do not attempt to teach your cat new tricks- they already
know every trick there is. (Sida Malik)
- Can't find the Cat? Try to quietly open a tin of salmon and
you will find her right by your side (Stuart and Linda
Macfarlane)
- A kitten is a lethal weapon disquised as a cute fluffy
bundle of joy. (Stuart and Linda Macfarlane)
- A kitten is ...... mischief in Mink. (Christine Harris)
Only Cat lovers know the luxury of fur-coated musical hotwater
bottles that never go cold.(Suzanne Millen)
Guiness and Tubby relaxing
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