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My name is Guiness I am around five years of age. I am named after the humans fave drink!!!! yes they are very strange creatures.

My favourite hobbies are Hunting and gardening. I love to dig up things that humans have just planted.

I also collect Cat quotations along the way, some of them are so very true. If you have any for me, please email me I love learning new ones.

Here is a selection of my favourite ones.

• The smallest Feline is a masterpiece. (Leonardo Da Vinci)
• When it comes to knowing how to relax Cats are the original yoga experts.(Patricia Curtis)
• Some people say Cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. Missy Dizick.
• Cats, as a class, have never completely got over the snootiness caused by the fact that in ancient Egypt they were worshipped as gods. (P.G. Wodehouse)
• Cats invented self-esteem, there is not an insecure bone in their body. (Erma Bombeck)
• In the beginning God created man, but seeing him so feeble, he gave him the cat.(Warren Eckstein)
• Cats are smarter than dogs. You can not get eight cats to pull a sleigh. (Jeff Valdez)
• Dogs come when they're called, cats take a message and get back to you. (Warren Eckstein)
• If a dog jumps into your lap it's because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing it is because your lap is warmer.(A.N.Whitehead)
• The Cat could very well be mans best friend, but he would never stoop to admit it. (Doug Larson)
• Never ask a hungry Cat if he loves you for yourself alone.(Luis J. Camuti)
• Even overweight Cats know the cardinal rule; when fat arrange yourself in slim poses. (John Weitz)Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.(Joseph Wood Krutch)
• There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life. Cats and music. (Albert Schweitzer)
• "Have you missed me" she whispered. He was purring in that exaggerated way that cats have when they want to put humans at ease. (Anne Tyler)
• It was difficult to be vexed by a creature that burst into a chorus of purring as soon as I spoke to him. (Phillip Brown)
• Lonliness is comforted by the closeness and touch of fur to fur, skin to skin, skin to fur.(Paul Gallico)
• When my cats arn't happy, I'm not happy. Not because I care about their mood, but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up ways to get even. (Penny Ward Moser)
• The stray cat (Oscar) added many things to our menage. Each evening I thought afresh that a nice Cat washing his face by the hearth gave extra comfort to a room. (James Herriot)
• One small cat changes coming home to a empty house, to coming home. (Pam Brown)
• If there is just one beam of sunshine coming into a room, you can be sure that the cat is lazing in it's heat. (Stuart and Linda Macfarlane)
• Dogs have owners, Cats have slaves. (Amanda Bell)
• Cats hate a closed door, regardless of which side they're on.(Lillian Jackson Braun)
• No one ever owned a cat. (Pam Brown)
• You don't train cats, they train you.(Allen and Ivy Dodd)
• Cats have very small vocabularies. They don't see why they should waste time learning words. After all they have no intention of obeying anyone. (Charlotte Gray)Being adopted by a stray cat is a sign that you are a kind, warm hearted sucker. (Giovanni Andretti)
• Cats like to lie and listen to you calling. When discovered, they are indignant "me" I never knew you meant me!" (Pam Brown)
• If Cats could talk they would lie to you. (Rob Kopack)
• Do not attempt to teach your cat new tricks- they already know every trick there is. (Sida Malik)
• Can't find the Cat? Try to quietly open a tin of salmon and you will find her right by your side (Stuart and Linda Macfarlane)
• A kitten is a lethal weapon disquised as a cute fluffy bundle of joy. (Stuart and Linda Macfarlane)
• A kitten is ...... mischief in Mink. (Christine Harris)

Only Cat lovers know the luxury of fur-coated musical hotwater bottles that never go cold.(Suzanne Millen)

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