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My name is Bifford I am around two years old (we are not exactly sure as I arrived as a stray) I'm not into all this Poetry and writing stuff, I prefer more outdoor pursuits such as Women, Fighting, Chasing birds etc, however I am known to throw out a few 'Human Quotations' I have learned in life.

This is a pic of me on arrival, I think the following poem sums me up!

Rich Cat, Poor Cat,

Beggar Cat, Tramp,

House Cat, alley Cat,

Storecat, Champ,

The rich cat eats from a porcelin dish,

Cream and Chicken, Lobster and fish,

Poor Cat sups from a dirty old tin,

Scraps and bones, and bits of skin.

If you look at it, it's not fair to neither,

There ain't no justice in our world either.

(Poem by Paul Gallico)

Here's some more pics of me ( I know you wanna see em)

Good looking arn't I?

A few of my fave Quotations that get me through life.

Why have a human and do things yourself?
If you don't get your own way in life Sulk! Humans usually give in.
If your Human goes out for the day leaving you 'Home Alone' ignore them until they win you round with a nice tit bit.
Occasionaly bring your Human home a Mouse or a Bird, this pleases them, as you are showing them you love them.
Ensure your Human gets the excercise they need, by getting up and down to let you in and out all day.
Try and be generous when you are sleeping on the Humans bed, do leave them a tiny space on the edge of the bed.
Food always tastes better when it is stolen (old ancient proverb)
If you must fight with the other household cats, don't get seen by the Humans.
Always sit on the Chairs and Sofa's, the floor is for dogs.

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